Amazing Opener 3000 Giveaway!

Enter to win this one of a kind, Amazing Opener 3000. It will open ANYTHING. Our Taxation Is Theft design is painted with Cerakote for maximum protection and durability.

Thanks to the extortion of the federal mafia and the fact that this product loosely resembles other highly regulated object shapes, this must be shipped to an FFL dealer in the name of someone who is 18 or older.