Taxation Is Theft Umbrella



Get this umbrella for maximum protection from rainfall and windfall taxes. It also looks pretty awesome from above if you live in a big city.

Made from 100% polyester pongee waterproof fabric.
Using heat sublimation technique to prevent discoloring, long-lasting bright colors.
8 ribs made from strong fiber for extra support.
A hefty rubberized 11.4-inch handle provides a comfortable sturdy grip.
An auto open-close system can be operated with one hand.
Umbrella Dimensions: Closed Length: 11.42 inch, Coverage Diameter: 37.4 inch.

Additional information

Weight 412.000 kg
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